…too late I’m gonna tell you anyway.
1. I am ambidextrous, but who isn’t? That is if you don’t care what it looks like when you write, or what you wear when you eat.
2. I value humor over all traits in friends. Sure, you can lie cheat or steal, just make me laugh and I’ll go along with it. Family, I’m way more strict with you, no lying, cheating or stealing, but laughing? More please.
3. I think I’m either going to be homeless or come into some ultra can’t-possibly-spend-all-the- money windfall. In reality I think I’m safely somewhere about mid range.
4. I love cemeteries, but I don’t want to stay there ‘too long’, if you know what I mean.
5. I don’t think I’ve actually cried over spilled milk. I cried because it’s gone sour, and I couldn’t use it, but spilled? nevah
6. I want to own my time. Right now some one else does and I have to give upwards of 50 or so hours a week and I get money in return. Totally overrated, unless I don’t like living in a house. (see #3)
7. What comes out of my mouth, is often not what I intended to say. Fer instance…last night while rocking out on Guitar Hero, I mentioned during a break that my eyes were getting ‘blurrney”. A combo word of blurry and burning. It. Happens. All. The. Time. I can’t stop it.
8. If I think about it strong enough I will lose weight. That weight loss will come from the section of my brain, called reality. No more fathead for me….nosiree.
9. I saw crocus popping up yesterday and squealed with glee.
10. In our house, if there is a random large noise, it is generally followed with the sound of someone saying, “I”m ok”.
11. Also in our house when a champagne bottle is uncorked causing the loud POP, that sound is followed by someone saying, “I LOVE that sound!”
12. I very rarely use an alarm clock…well for getting up anyway. I use it in the middle of the night to look over and see how much time I have left to sleep.
13. I don’t believe in bad luck. Fuck you 13!
14. I LOVE surprises, good surprises that is, the other ones suck.
15. There is no Math Camp part 2, that’s how bad my Math is. I passed the class and went on to great things, where I actually had to do math every day. ho hum!
16. I never used to procrastinate. I’m almost caught up!
17. Other people’s drama embarrasses me. That’s the main reason I don’t watch TV, especially reality TV.
18. I don’t live my life with drama, it’s too exhausting. And I’m lazy.
19. I used to be in a church every time the door was open. Now I’d go around locking all the doors if I could. FOR ME, it’s a colossal waste of time, the world is much bigger than that particular venue.
20. Just because I have one keyboard pulled out to type, doesn’t mean it will show up on the laptop to my left. dur! Or vice versa.
21. I didn’t drink alcohol until I was out of college, (see #19) even though the drinking age in Idaho, where I went to school was 19. See, no drama here!
22. I caught up with the rest of the world on drinking and a whole bunch of other things after college. (see #19)
23. I have 36 days left in my 40th decade of life. Yikes! (amendment, Jeff pointed out that I’m not actually in my 40th decade, but it should be my 4th) Winner Winner!
24. If I don’t get on with work right now I will be homeless.
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You’ve been around for 40 decades? Holy crap, that makes you like 400! (har har)
I don’t use my alarm either. I wake up so many times before 7:00 that it’s completely unnecessary.
Ambidextrous. I am now more ambidextrous than before we all got computers, in particular the mouse. My first computer was hard wired on the RIGHT side of the machine, so per force, I began to use somewhat awkwardly, the mouse with my right hand. Keypad still on right side of keyboard, unless you have a small lappy. I don’t think I can use the mouse with my dominant left had as well as I can with my by now well trained non dominant right hand.
You crack me up! This was so insightful and hilarious! My favorite was #16. That’s me too.
I have an alarm clock, but I never sleep long enough for it to wake me from my slumber. I don’t know why I keep bothering to set it, but if I don’t, I’ll panic in the middle of the night and check it even though I probably don’t need it. Cripes.
And #7? Yeah. You don’t know how many times I say I have to put car in my gas.
‘Blurrney’. That’s awesome.