To any bidder, no really!

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CAT FOR SALE

Used: 18 years old, slight hearing problem, over compensates by meowing loudly, doubles as alarm clock. Answers, when she wants,to the name Kushka. Also answers to rattling of dry food bag being opened. Answers to the sound of canned food opening. Sleeps in very odd positions and in the weirdest of places, such as a slight indentation in the middle of the grass. Is the color of the grey concrete patio resembling a small speed bump. No tail to speak of and weighs in at 4 pounds. Has been known to square off with meandering raccoons, protecting the male species of the house (Sweet male feeder)from eminent attack. Has a historical problem with ‘klingons’ and has the worst smelling poop in the known world. Also sports the occasional leak.

7 thoughts on “To any bidder, no really!

  1. You wouldn’t know what to do without Kushka. She runs the place doesn’t she? Any way, you are more than welcome to come to our house and use our new shower. Have had to make a few changes since start, like trim and the door, but it should be done soon. (Hope hope)

  2. Does Kushka know that you are talking about her on the blog? And on the smelly poop scale and I pretty sure Harley is off the chart, ack!

  3. Have you tried Craigslist? ๐Ÿ˜€

    You had me until the leaks. We’ve had enough doggy ones to last a lifetime!

    One day she could live in Hawaii where she could find indentations amongst the pineapple fields and protect your resident geckos;-)

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