CAT FOR SALE
Used: 18 years old, slight hearing problem, over compensates by meowing loudly, doubles as alarm clock. Answers, when she wants,to the name Kushka. Also answers to rattling of dry food bag being opened. Answers to the sound of canned food opening. Sleeps in very odd positions and in the weirdest of places, such as a slight indentation in the middle of the grass. Is the color of the grey concrete patio resembling a small speed bump. No tail to speak of and weighs in at 4 pounds. Has been known to square off with meandering raccoons, protecting the male species of the house (Sweet male feeder)from eminent attack. Has a historical problem with ‘klingons’ and has the worst smelling poop in the known world. Also sports the occasional leak.