Actual conversation while shopping at Sears on Saturday.
Sweet Husband to sales person ( older than us, gentleman), Excuse me, can you please tell me where I could find an athletic supporter.
Sales person: We don’t sell them anymore. You might want to check with Big Five Sports, Joe’s, or a Thrift Store.
ME: My head snaps toward Sweet Husband, “Did he say Thrift Store?” as we leave the store.